Walk the Line

(Likely to get a review in a Week early in January.)
(Synopsis: not sure that's fair - example was ''quite big'' in the early 2010s, even scoring two #1s in 2011)
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Judges: Gary Barlow, Alesha Dixon, Dawn French, Craig David
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A musical competition, open to solo performers, duos, groups, choirs. Five acts perform each night.
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The top two performers are told they're in the top two. They can choose to "cash out" with a chunk of money, or "walk the line" and play on. Should the performer stay in and top the leaderboard, they will then progress to the next show, facing a different cast of performers.
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The reigning champion and best new competitor on the night are told they're in the top two. The champ can then choose to "cash out" for a good sum - £10,000 on the first night, £20,000 on the next, then £30,000 and so on. Taking the money means the champ leaves the contest, and the best new competitor automatically goes forward.
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''Ella Rothwell chooses to walk the titular line.''
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Or they can "walk the line" and play on. Should the performer stay in and be top the leaderboard, they will then progress to the next show, facing four new challengers. Walk the line and be beaten, and they leave with nothing - but this never happened on the show.
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Whoever won on the final night took the show's jackpot, £500,000.
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''The panel of experts: Craig David, Alesha Dixon, Dawn French. Gary Barlow.''
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Gary Barlow, Dawn French, Craig David, and Alesha Dixon are the judging panel. They offer a mixture of advice, encouragement, critiques, and pratting about.
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ITV's press releases prattled on about how this is a "high-octane" format, how the contestants can handle pressure without detonating. ITV's press releases were not strictly accurate.
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''Walk the Line'' is a singing show with very high production values. A star-stuffed judging panel, a set design by international expert Florian Wieder, the show looked and sounded a million dollars.
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''The stage was bright, with LED screens and a moving panel in the middle.''
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Comparative singing shows are commonplace, and much of a muchness. They only work if the performers are as talented as Leona Lewis, or as entertaining as [[Jedward]], or the format is as radically different as [[Pop Idol]] when it first landed twenty years earlier.
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Every year since ''Pop Idol'', ITV has had at least one comparative singing show - whether it's [[Popstars: The Rivals]], [[The Voice UK]], or Simon Cowell's own [[The X Factor]]. We've seen it all before. We're bored of straightforward singing shows, and ''Walk the Line'' wasn't sufficiently different to those before.
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Yes, ''Walk the Line'' had a massive prize for the winner. So what. A massive prize won't rescue a useless show, as Simon Cowell's [[Red or Black?]] demonstrated a decade ago. Waving the big prize around as often as they did left us wondering: what are they covering up?
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''Maya Jama hosted, she's better than this show.''
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Viewers turned off in their droves. The second episode was beaten head-to-head by BBC2's smartie-pants quizzes [[Only Connect (2)|Only Connect]] and [[University Challenge]], and the media had a field day snarking at the failed show. Ratings didn't improve later in the week. Even though Nadiah Adu-Gyamfi is the best singer we've heard on a talent show in years, most people won't know her from Eve.
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Where did ''Walk the Line'' go wrong? Its attitude was haughty, "this is the biggest singing competition of the year" when it wasn't even the biggest event of the night. It felt unfair, four of the five finalists were parachuted in by a random draw: if one of those had won, we'd expect a mountain of bad publicity.
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''Walk the Line'' misread the mood. Viewers in 2021 didn't much care for aggressive, scrappy, me-versus-you competition. We get enough of that on the news. Viewers wanted something lighter, more co-operative, something nicer. Simon Cowell hasn't yet delivered a pleasant and fluffy format; by the time he does, fashion will have moved on.
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''Turned out that Nadiah Adu-Gyamfi had already sung on a top-five hit by Chase & Status. Who? Exactly!''
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== Champions ==
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Ella Rothwell and Nadiah Adu-Gyamfi won the first and last three shows, winning £40,000 and £500,000 respectively.
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== Trivia ==
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Before Gary Barlow got his grubby little mitts all over it, [[Simon Cowell]] was slated to be the head judge; pop singer Mabel pulled out shortly afterwards.
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The longer the performers can stay in the contest, the bigger the prize pot. Each night, the reigning champion is offered an even higher cash out prize, culminating in £500,000 for the live final.
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[[Alesha Dixon]] had to judge episodes four and five virtually after coming into contact with someone who tested positive for [[Impact of COVID-19|COVID-19]].
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ITV's press releases all mentioned how this is a "high-octane" format, all about how the contestants can handle pressure without detonating. Gary Barlow, Dawn French, Craig David, and Alesha Dixon offer advice / encouragement / critiques.
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== See also ==
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[[Weaver's Week 2022-01-09|Weaver's Week review]]
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Revision as of 20:25, 23 January 2022

Contents

Host

Maya Jama

Co-hosts

Judges: Gary Barlow, Alesha Dixon, Dawn French, Craig David

Broadcast

SyCo Entertainment and Lifted Entertainment (an ITV Studios company) ITV, 12 - 17 December 2021 (6 episodes in 1 series)

Synopsis

A musical competition, open to solo performers, duos, groups, choirs. Five acts perform each night.

The reigning champion and best new competitor on the night are told they're in the top two. The champ can then choose to "cash out" for a good sum - £10,000 on the first night, £20,000 on the next, then £30,000 and so on. Taking the money means the champ leaves the contest, and the best new competitor automatically goes forward.

Ella Rothwell chooses to walk the titular line.

Or they can "walk the line" and play on. Should the performer stay in and be top the leaderboard, they will then progress to the next show, facing four new challengers. Walk the line and be beaten, and they leave with nothing - but this never happened on the show.

Whoever won on the final night took the show's jackpot, £500,000.

The panel of experts: Craig David, Alesha Dixon, Dawn French. Gary Barlow.

Gary Barlow, Dawn French, Craig David, and Alesha Dixon are the judging panel. They offer a mixture of advice, encouragement, critiques, and pratting about.

ITV's press releases prattled on about how this is a "high-octane" format, how the contestants can handle pressure without detonating. ITV's press releases were not strictly accurate.

Walk the Line is a singing show with very high production values. A star-stuffed judging panel, a set design by international expert Florian Wieder, the show looked and sounded a million dollars.

The stage was bright, with LED screens and a moving panel in the middle.

Comparative singing shows are commonplace, and much of a muchness. They only work if the performers are as talented as Leona Lewis, or as entertaining as Jedward, or the format is as radically different as Pop Idol when it first landed twenty years earlier.

Every year since Pop Idol, ITV has had at least one comparative singing show - whether it's Popstars: The Rivals, The Voice UK, or Simon Cowell's own The X Factor. We've seen it all before. We're bored of straightforward singing shows, and Walk the Line wasn't sufficiently different to those before.

Yes, Walk the Line had a massive prize for the winner. So what. A massive prize won't rescue a useless show, as Simon Cowell's Red or Black? demonstrated a decade ago. Waving the big prize around as often as they did left us wondering: what are they covering up?

Maya Jama hosted, she's better than this show.

Viewers turned off in their droves. The second episode was beaten head-to-head by BBC2's smartie-pants quizzes Only Connect and University Challenge, and the media had a field day snarking at the failed show. Ratings didn't improve later in the week. Even though Nadiah Adu-Gyamfi is the best singer we've heard on a talent show in years, most people won't know her from Eve.

Where did Walk the Line go wrong? Its attitude was haughty, "this is the biggest singing competition of the year" when it wasn't even the biggest event of the night. It felt unfair, four of the five finalists were parachuted in by a random draw: if one of those had won, we'd expect a mountain of bad publicity.

Walk the Line misread the mood. Viewers in 2021 didn't much care for aggressive, scrappy, me-versus-you competition. We get enough of that on the news. Viewers wanted something lighter, more co-operative, something nicer. Simon Cowell hasn't yet delivered a pleasant and fluffy format; by the time he does, fashion will have moved on.

Turned out that Nadiah Adu-Gyamfi had already sung on a top-five hit by Chase & Status. Who? Exactly!

Champions

Ella Rothwell and Nadiah Adu-Gyamfi won the first and last three shows, winning £40,000 and £500,000 respectively.

Trivia

Before Gary Barlow got his grubby little mitts all over it, Simon Cowell was slated to be the head judge; pop singer Mabel pulled out shortly afterwards.

Alesha Dixon had to judge episodes four and five virtually after coming into contact with someone who tested positive for COVID-19.

See also

Weaver's Week review

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