The Restaurant
Synopsis
Chef Raymond Blanc, that's French for Ray White, attempts to be the bastard child of Gordon Ramsay and Evan Davis (ugh) by watching nine different couples make a hash of running their own restaurant from scratch - so shouldn't it be called The Nine Restaurants, then?.
Eventually people get kicked out in the usual manner and one couple reamins. Ray will hand the valiant winners a "six figure" investment (£1000.00, possibly) to start their own gaff for real. So next time you're in need of a sausage sarnie on the M42, pop in.
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